Katherine Shrill

[Kat Shrill]

Last Name: Shrill
Middle Initial: Leil
First Name: Katherine

Stage Name Request: Kat
Birthdate: October thirty-first, nineteen eighty-nine

What number can we reach you by? 833-4876

Position Applying for: Stripper
Where have you worked in the past year? I've been all around, working for various clubs, using my fake id. However, they all seemed to catch on and due to my past track record of underage stripping, no one wants to take me in. I've worked for The Boot, KrissKross, and The Underground, all of whom, I'm sure, would give me great recommendations and who all reluctantly let me go.

Why should we hire you? Why should you hire me, you ask? You should hire me because I will get business for you. I don't mean to sound conceited, but I'm not hopeless looking and I give the guys, and gals, what they want. I've never gotten a disappointed customer. I'm also up and willing to do whatever you ask of me, whether it be tasks other than dancing or learning new moves to please. I'm easy to get along with and, as long as I'm treated right, I will become a very good investment.

Partner Request: Anyone will do.

Anything left to add? I've been stripping for about three years now. In addition to that, I used to take ballet lessons and gymnastics for a total of ten years. I'm agile, can keep a good beat, and am willing to please. As I stated before, I'm also willing to help out with any other little things you might need. I am not afraid to get my hands a little dirty.

[Ash + Bells]

Dearest Katherine:

I must say, I am very impressed with your level of experience. I've given all of the clubs listed above a call - you know, to make sure they were valid references - and each one gave you a good review. They had to have been incredibly reluctant to let you go.

However, one thing does bother me; keep in mind that here at Shattered Glass (regardless of what our audiences may think) we are a family. And our strippers are not objects; they are human beings. I don't want you to feel like you have to "please" anyone. All you have to do is dance.

And with that said, I'd like to welcome you to the Shattered Glass staff and family! I'll get your dressing room set up right away. You can get started as soon as today.

Thank you so much,

Ash.